Hello? What d'you want?

Oh right, you want to know about the Necrotheque. Fair enough, I guess. It's a club.

Oh, that's not very helpfull is it? Well, excuse me I'm sure. It's a club, I own it, it's not very well known and I like it that way. It's not exactly private, but it does cater to the specific tastes of a very well-known clientelle.

You want to find it? Good luck. If you know me, or one of my friends, they'll find it for you. Otherwise, you don't want to find it.

Why do I have this website? Well, it kind of came with the email address. What you make of it is your problem.

Why yes, I am a grumpy old bugger. Thank you.

Oh yeah, and READ THE DISCLAIMER